Here's to the lil dick loser that tried to satisfy me & COULDN'T

Sing along girls!!!!

At first I was afraid! I was petrified!! When you said you had 10 inches Lord I almost died! But I spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I grew strong! & I knew I could take you on.... but there you are another lie! I was waiting for a Big Mac and you brought me a french fry! I should've known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream! Should've known that there's no anaconda lurking in those jeans! go on now GO! Walk out the door! Don't you promise me 10 inches and turn up with only 4.... Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find out? Don't you know we're only joking when we say that size don't count?! But I will survive! As long as I have batteries my sex life's going to thrive! I will always have good sex! With a hand full of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey Hey

LOL ;)

XOXO
Sandra

Santa knows where all the Naughty girls are.....

& this Naughty girl is laying in bed naked waiting for Santa to drop in & have some fun!!!

I know I've been naughty and I have no desire to change! One day of coal is worth a year full of naughty risks!! lol

Well while Santa is off delivering his gifts he thought I should be the one answering his line.... I'm sure I'll be getting lots of naughty wishes from all the callers & I can't wait to hear!

Its the Naughty Santa's Pick up line 1-888-578-4846 & Santa's lil helper Naughty Sandra will be working round the clock to make all your wishes cum true hehehe

XOXO
Naughty Sandra

I made Santa's naughty list www.santasnaughtyphonesexgirllist.com/

'tis The Season to Show you care...

There's no better way then to surprise your favorite girls with a sweet gift then to send her a gift card she can enjoy at any time.....

I'm sure many of you sit and wonder...hmmmm I wonder if she has.... & a million things may cross your mind. So why not make it easy for yourself and email a gift card

http://www.emailagiftcard.com/

So be my virtual Santa this year & I'll let you spank this naughty girl in the rear hehehe

Happy December xoxo

Wow it's the 1st of December already! I'm so excited to know I'll be spending the holidays with all my naughty lil callers again this year!! I'm super happy I have all of you to spend the holidays with!! A girl can't be naughty all by herself!.....well maybe thats not entirely true lol I didn't get the name Naughty Sandra for being good hehehe

So now that its Decemberrrrr it's time for naughty girls not nice!! So let's get ready for a naughty naughty time with your girl Sandra!!! I'm so ready for some holiday fun and I know you are too!!
So come on and curl up with me and keep me warm!!

Let's dream of some very naughty Christmas wishes!!

XOXO
Sandra